Humor & Wit

Unconditional Jokes

Because life is too short to be serious all the time. A good laugh is the shortest distance between two people β€” or two developers.

Developer Humour

Dev
Q: Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
A: Because light attracts bugs! πŸ›
Dev
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None β€” that's a hardware problem.
Dev
# A typical developer's day: while coffee.empty(): coffee.refill() while bug in code: print("It worked on my machine...") coffee.refill() blame = "legacy code" # Output: Still debugging. Send help.
Dev
Q: What's a developer's favourite hangout place?
A: Foo Bar. 🍺
Dev
Q: A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
A: "Can I JOIN you?"

Japan Life Humour

Japan
Why don't foreigners in Japan ever get lost?
Because even when they're lost, the konbini is always 50 meters away.
Japan
I tried to speak Japanese at the restaurant today.
The waiter smiled, nodded enthusiastically, and brought me something completely different. 10/10 experience.
Japan
My Japanese is getting better. I can now apologise for things I didn't do in three different levels of formality.
申し訳ございません. (Mōshiwake gozaimasen.) πŸ™‡

Tech & Life Wisdom (with a twist)

Life
Programming is like love:
It starts with joy and passion, then becomes complicated, then you're debugging at 3am wondering where it all went wrong.
Life
My code doesn't have bugs.
It has undocumented features that surprise users and keep QA employed.
Dark
There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't. 😏